On second thought

A while ago I went to my doctor about this ridiculous nosebleed matter.

I suppose all my talk about nosebleeds isn't making me seem like a particularly classy woman

(it is probably making me seem like a sissy, gross kind of woman)

BUT YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, FRIENDS.

Nosebleeds are very inconvenient.

I understand there is a vampire craze right now, but people actually DO NOT appreciate copious amounts of blood!

Its embarrassing if you're kissing someone and your nose begins to bleed.

It takes precision and cat-like reflexes to keep that kind of situation at minimal awkward levels!

TRUE STORY.

Anyway, I went to my doctor a few months ago.

She said, put antibiotic ointment (Otherwise known as POLYSPORIN YOU BRAND NAME WHORES.) in my nose with a Q-tip (Sorry, cotton swab.)

I did this the last time nosebleeds attacked and it worked.

So after my 6th nosebleed this week, I wake up and decide to try it out.

Polysporin, Q-Tip, Nose..

and the q-tip

made my nose bleed.

Naturally I tell KKRAZY about how crap this is, and I couldn't have said it better myself:

"God was all like, ohh ya think so? You think you have a techno-fix for DIS!? nahhhhhhhh."

Must have been my raptorjesus photo.

I really have no pride.