1. How much I miss dicking around with everyone at school
2. How much I miss people at school
3. How much I don't like working in an office with only one other person
I AM A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY.
Needless to say I've been rather introspective lately and I am glummer than usual.
However I'm excited that the weather is getting slightly colder, as I can soon break out my Where's Waldo toque.
I considered dressing up as where's waldo for halloween, but I think I'm just gonna dress up like him for no reason and go hang out at the mall. Now accepting applications for people who wanna accompany a WALDO CROSS-DRESSER to the mall!
AND SERIOUSLY my nose has bled 6 times in the last 3 days, for those of you concerned with the daily nosebleed update.
Anyway, since none of the shit above was entertaining, here's a list of interesting subject lines to penis enlargement e-mails I've received:
- "Arousolution!"
- "Make your shlong shlonger."
- "Hey are you the guy who cannot make love."
- "I'm Batman, I demand reply."
Don't you just love how there is NO CONTINUITY TO ANY of these blog entries?
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