2 days ago I called my house to get a ride home from the bus station because I missed my bus by 2 seconds and apparently have better things to do than hang around a bus station for half an hour.
(I don't, actually :( )
ANYWAY
I'm waiting in the pick up zone, and lean over to adjust my boots, when I notice a wasp flying around my ankles.
No big deal, I wave it away.
But IT COMES BACK.
And I don't normally have a problem with wasps (NOT LIKE MOTHS) but I'm wearing a billowy skirt, and its getting up in the folds and such, and I am not amused with this.
I do a bit of a hop backwards, but it keeps coming at me, so I'm deeking and dodging around the sidewalk, going "Eeep!" and "Go away!" and looking around to see if anyone noticed.
The whole ordeal only lasted a good 20 seconds, as my dad pulled up in the car and I got inside.
"Why are you dancing on the street corner?" - Father
"Ugh It was a wasp!"
"You looked really stupid."
Its my new way of attracting men.
+ TODAY IN DRAWING CLASS
We were discussing conceptual still life possibilities, and one of the guys, Chris, his still life involves a lot of wood working ideas. My professor, trying to help flesh out the idea, suggests including a picture of someone important in the drawing.
"Do you have any heros, like who's your woodworking hero?" he asks.
And from the back of the class, someone yells,
"Jesus?"
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN OBVIOUS CHOICE, RIGHT?
++ The infamous lasers/jean jacket photo!
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