Dear Diary:

I think I've definitely amped up my levels of drinking lately. This is upsetting/(exciting?) because I almost never drink due to always being the designated driver. I usually don't mind since hanging around drunk people makes me feel drunk anyway, and most people know that after a bit too much alcohol consumption I will indefinitely:

1. Start a fight with someone

2. Yell about how we need to drink more, despite the fact we REALLY DO NOT NEED TO.

3. Probably lay down on the floor, should the climate permit it (ie: At a house party, not a bar.)

I'd like everyone who has ever received punches and/or drunken threats from me to please point themselves out, now.

POINT OF THIS ENTRY:

Perhaps I should stop drinking for the next month, as it seems every time I get an ounce of alcohol in myself, I punch myself in the nose, which is EXTREMELY PAINFUL!!!! considering my recent septum piercing. If I'm not punching myself due to poor coordination, I'm thinking "WHAT'S ON MY NOSE?" and grabbing it due to poor judgement, or, on one occasion, ramming my face into the back of a head rest in Barrett's car.

:|

I'm starting to get worried that its not going to heal properly and I'll have to take it out.

Hold back your cheers, men of the world, it hasn't happened yet. : )