Larissawesome.

My plan to avoid unwanted babies:

I solemnly swear, that if I get pregnant out of wedlock, I am naming my kid Trans Am.

Upon a second thought, I don't know if this makes me really want to avoid having unwanted children, or want unwanted children (PARADOX?)

I guess I could name my kid Trans Am either way.

AND OKAY SERIOUSLY that beats "Apple" or "Audio Science" (Thanks Shannon Sossamon) or "Jermajesty."

Thanks Jermaine Jackson.

NO, HONESTLY.

Sometimes I like to visit my friends' Honesty Boxes on facebook, and write "I HAVE A BIG LESBIAN CRUSH ON YOU," just for shits and giggles.