WORK TIME & MEMORIES

I think I am probably the most fun, and most annoying employee ever.

My boss left early today with a huge to-do list for me and Darin to complete.
He bought us coffee before he left though, to keep us motivated.
I ordered a large.

Darin comes to my desk and is complaining about all the work we have.
"UGHHHH, F my life" says Darin.
"You know what's going to be more FML?" - Larissa
"What? says Darin
"When this caffeinne hits me. ZZZZIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGGGGG."

I proceeded to play EVERYBODY'S WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND very loudly on the computer speakers.

:D


When I was younger, my brother and I used to plan elaborate army operations, involving 'trenches' made of books, and I would put empty margerine buckets on my teddy bears' heads, and throw them into battle, while he pelted them with rubber bouncy balls. Whenever a bear got killed, I would mourn their death, that is until my brother killed Captain Fuzzy, my favourite bear donning a Country Crock bucket, and I cried my eyes out as my brother held a funeral for him, laughing.

You did well, Captain Fuzzy.