This would seem like a really trivial thing, considering it is but one small, dim, red LCD light that says "HEYYYYYYY your alarm is totally turned on," but it is causing a small, yet incredibly annoying distress in my life.
Every weeknight, I go to bed, and before I go to bed, I turn my alarm on, because I so totally love waking up at 6 AM.
And every time, after I turn my alarm on, I climb into bed, and I grab my lap top, SUCH AS I AM DOING RIGHT NOW, and I sit with my head propped up at a convenient, yet uncomfortable angle on my pillow.
And I lay there.
And I look at my alarm clock.
And I think.. did I turn it on?
I could just set my phone alarm clock... just to make sure.
But the light isn't on. Is that because its not turned on? Or is it turned on?
So then I get up,
get out of my bed (which, if I'm lucky, has been previously warmed by my dog's furry body)
and check.
And of course, its always turned on.
So I wonder why it is, that I can remember phone numbers from random drunk men at the bar, and file numbers of countless clients at work, and the street address to Maury Povich's god damn show at 15 Penn Plaza, Grand Ballroom, New York, NY, 10001, BUT NOT THAT MY ALARM HAS BEEN TURNED ON?
To brighten up this blog entry, here are FB chat gold moments:
Larissa talking to Brendan:
Every god damn time I type "part" my fingers instinctively add a "y" to the end of the word.
Is that bad?
Larissa talking to Becky:
"I'm going to keep saying "Vagina" to Patrick until he says "I don't get it" and then I'll say "AND YOU NEVER WILL."
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