Back pain and jokes

Today I am in pain because:

1. I burned my tongue on late-night butter chicken on Saturday.
2. I apparently am incapable of getting more than 4 hours of sleep.
3. I somehow managed to throw my back out during lunch due to an ill-timed combo of eating chili and coughing. This may or may not have anything to do with my AWFUL posture and/or scoliosis. FTW!
   

Because of this, I have nothing exciting to write, so I will provide you with a Facebook Chat Gold Moment:

Larissa: Hey, did you hear that joke they don't tell gay people?

Ben: No

Larissa: ...

Ben: Dammit

Nope, not even an unrelated picture today.