HB knows this story already, and I'm pretty sure she's the only one that reads this blog anymore.
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(K fuck you then, DENZIL?)
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Anyway:
When I was 7 years old I took a trip to my parents' lake lot. I took trips there a lot.
Its about a 2.5 hour drive, and I usually brought toys to amuse myself, but y'know how I can get: ridiculous.
About halfway through the ride I guess it hits me that a good idea would be to take the suction cups off the window-shade-thing, and stick them to myself.
Sticking it to my legs, arms, and stomach doesn't work, but WAIT,
EPIPHANY: Forehead.
It works wonderfully.
The thing about being young is, you don't connect that the root word of "suction cup" is "suction."
I left that suction cup on my forehead for an hour.
Worst hickey ever.
2 comments:
At least you didn't purposely give yourself a hickey...
I've been asking around, turns out most kids do that; totally more kids than the ones that draw dicks on everything, that's only about 8% of the child population.
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