UPDATEZ

So apparently my life is just too damn exciting to bother blogging anymore, but I will share a few details I deem OF ACTUAL CONSEQUENCE (Again with breaking the status quo of this blog.)

1. I think I've mentioned my dislike of philosophy majors before. When people ask me what I have against people who make this their main area of study, I merely reply "I don't like talking about nothing for 6 hours."

I used to, but this old gal's been put out to pasture on the philosophy front.

Accordingly, when I got into an argument with some random on the internet about completely useless shit I thought to myself --- well actually said out loud as I love speaking to no one --- "Who is this guy, a philosophy major?"

A check of his profile proved my theory.

Anyway, about a week ago KKRAZY and I went down to whyte ave, and ran into some friends of his. I stood back while they talked to each other, and Friend 1 began to introduce Kenny to Friend 2:

"Me and Kenny took Philosophy 101 last year together."

I stare at Kenny meaningfully.

Philosophy? I mouth, We're done.

As I slowly trace my finger across my neck threateningly.

(DO YOU REMEMBER THAT, KENNY?)

2. I went out to dinner this weekend with THE MAFIA (aka: Heather, Kylie and I) at Kai, where a friend was spinning for the night. After dinner we made the obligatory females-migrating-to-the-washroom move, where some crazy woman, quite possibly on coke, with 5 foot long platinum extensions pulled back in the tightest headband known to man, huge fake breasts, quite possibly no eyebrows, and heavy, heavy makeup causing a very shiny face, was monopolizing the sinks with her friend.

She had some choice things to say, one of which being "I feel so restricted when I wear pants" (Warning sign #50000000 to any guy considering taking this girl home to Mama) and her friend somehow misconstrued our discussion of the fine-quality paper towels, as she yelled after us as we left "They're just staring at you because they're jealous YOU'RE SO HOTTTTTT"

Apparently we couldn't take our eyes off her.

Considering she looked something like a female Mr. Clean, I guess we couldn't.

3. I went to see Paranormal Activity with Heather this weekend. I'm a freaking suck when it comes to horror movies, so not only did I jump at all the appropriate parts, I also jumped at: When a character pulled back the curtains and the reflection of his hand was in the window!!!! and when the camera was on a female character, and when she moved out of the scene, a reporter on the tv behind her came into view!!!!

The eerie glow of a TV screen is quite similar to that of a ghost, I'll have you know.

4. While cuddling with my dog last night to ward off any possible bad dreams from the movie (Though considering it dealt with demon possession, I just rationalized all those thoughts away with atheism) I was subsequently face-palmed, doggy style (HA) by my canine companion. Just as I was about to doze off, he decided to have one of those satisfying looking dog stretches, that entails sticking his paws straight out from his body, and straight into my face.

5. While out for coffee with my NEW FRIEND BRENDEN, I began discussing the ever popular topic of "More cushion for the pushin'" (Which can inevitably be responded to with "If I wanted cushion, I'd fuck a couch.")

Brenden knocks on the wooden chair sitting next to him.

"Knock on wood that you never end up with a couch?" I ask.

"No, its just, in the realm of couch pushin', you're kind of like this wooden chair." - Brenden

And he jiggles it a bit, its rickety, just like my bone structure!

6. Kenny's blog's tagline used to be "Who's Watching the Watchers?"

I think this image illustrates it perfectly.

Well if it ain't RaptorJesus, its just a plain old Raptor! No one is safe.