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Weekly nosebleed update: NO BETTER.
Today I was watching "Say Yes to the Dress" with my mother while drinking wine, (Mother daughter bonding time)
(Look, it rhymes!)
(x2!)

Anyway: My nose is itchy. I generally push down on the tip of my nose when this happens to avoid nose-picking incidents, but I can't do that anymore because of my piercing.
So I push down on my nose a little higher up, and SUDDENLY.
OW.
I feel something.. hurt.
And I pull my hand away and turn to my mom and say
"Oh. That's gonna be a bleeder.."

Pause.
1..2...3...
"Yepppppppp."
I'm so used to this I can predict the future!


I need to get my nose cauterized.
Like for realz. And I know writing about my nose bleeds is kind of gross and extremely informal, but I AM GETTING PRETTY DAMN CONCERNED.

Also, today, I bought a black vinyl nurse costume for halloween.
UGH, SO OVER-DONE.
This will be the first costume I've ever bought from a store, and not made/put together on my own.
Times they are a changin'.
That will be one uncomfortable nurse's uniform.

ALSO????!!!!
Today I went shopping for a card for Becky's 20th birthday.
I generally try to make birthday gifts/cards pretty personal, but I couldn't find anything worthwhile at Hallmark.
(If you could say it like hallmark... well you'd probably work for hallmark.)
I finally decided to just bite the bullet and buy a 50th B-day card and fix it up, Larissa style.
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