This means lots of shenanigans were guaranteed to happen, because Heather, Kylie and I are tanks.
There were many memorable quotes from last night, but I choose to share my personal favourite, during an uproarious conversation at Denny's in the wee hours of the morning:
Brent, a friend of Kylies (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) is talking about a conspiracy theory involving Hitler's remains.
He is saying how some doctors did DNA testing on the apparent skull of Hitler, and found that it was actually the skull of a 13 year old girl.
I suppose what he's trying to say is, since "Hitler's remains" were actually that of a 13 year old girl, Hitler never actually died, and was probably off partying somewhere in south america while we all assumed he was DEAD AND GONEEE, DEEEEAAAD AND GONNNNNEEEEEE. (Thank you, T.I.)
But I'm known for not catching onto the real point of conversations, so when he throws out the "AND IT WAS A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL'S SKULL," I dutifully GASP:
"SO HITLER WAS A TRANSVESTITE?!"
Coincidentally, as a young child, when I'd ask stupid questions and people would say "Is the pope catholic?" I assumed no one really knew for sure, and that this was quite the issue in the religious community.
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