My mother on the weekend

NEVER FEAR, this photo DOES have significance; my mother is NOT Vince for Slap Chop on the weekends. (I WISH!)

Aside from talking to me about bitTorrent this weekend (how ballin' is my mother? Very,) my mother has said the following two amusing things:

1. We're watching 8 Mile on TV. I changed to it on the TV right during the scene where a rap battle is happening, so I naturally start head-bobbin' and throwing my hands in the air at my mother on the couch next to me.

"ITS 8 MILE, MOM, remember when we watched this together years ago?"

"What?"

"8 Mile. We watched it together when I was 12. How awkward was that during the Brittany Murphy sex scene?"

"OHHHH right, 8 Mile, that's the movie with Sean Penn in it!"

"..."

"..."

"... No that's Eminem."

"OH RIGHT"

"JUST BECAUSE IT RHYMES, MOM..."

2. 8 Mile ends and I begin channel surfing. I turn to the Family Channel, where the Jonas Brothers are on. My mom says "OMG JONAS BROTHERS!!!"

I change to A&E, where CSI is on. My mom says "OMG, HORATIO!!!"

I change to some other channel, and the slap chop commercial is on. My mom says "OMG, VINCE!!!"

Watch this, you're gonna LOVE my nuts.

WHO COULD RESIST?

Wait a second..

Oh... wow.. yeah I'm gonna pass.