Workforce humour

I am a blogging machine today!

Today I needed change from my boss, but he only had 20s, so he told me to go buy some Tim Horton's to break it. (Cheese croissant: IN MY BELLY)

Anyway.

He told me to be careful crossing the street, since its icy, and over the holidays a relative of his actually hit and killed a woman while driving a bus in Vancouver.
(Because sometimes crazy women in the dirty parts of Vancouver throw themselves infront of busses.)

Anyway, Darin, the paralegal here, pipes up, and goes "Why does Larissa have to be careful?"
WHAT, DARIN, LIKE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MY SAFETY?

I tell Darin about the relative, saying he hit a guy down in Vancouver.
My boss corrects me, "It wasn't a man."

Pause for reflection by Larissa.
"Sorry, yeah, it was a woman. So like... who cares, right?"

Darin tells me I am not a feminist, I am just devoid of a soul.
BUT PEOPLE LAUGHED. :)

I have also been playing "Everybody's Working for the Weekend" throughout the day to pump people up.
Unfortunately its only been me getting pumped up. Dance party at my desk!

I look at Darin at 3:58 PM
"Hey Darin, do you know what's gonna happen now?"
"I don't think so."
"I think you do."
"...Yeah I think I do too."
"EVERYBODY'S WORKIN' FOR THE WEEEEEEEKEND!"