After dinner HB and I used the ridiculously cramped washroom, where us and another woman were waiting to wash our hands.
I was standing beside the other woman (SCANDALOUS) when I need to get some paper towels out of one of those automated sensor towel machines.
It has a small hand outline drawn on it, saying "wave here" in order to activate the sensor.
I know I shouldn't, but then I realize I have no care for the public's opinion of me:
I put out my hand, and in my best Obi Wan Kenobi impression, wave it in front of the sensor and say "These are not the droids you're looking for."
Paper towel: DISPENSED.
Woman to my right: Slightly off-put.
Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking: they let women into the military, too!
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