I don't mean I actually want to fight people, I must just think its cute to say "C'mon, lets go!" or something.
Although, I've realized something very important when trying to start a fight with your drunken friends:
They are drunk.
This means their depth perception is probably less than stellar.
Last night I was hanging out with Brendan and his roommates. We went back to his place after going to everyone's favourite irish pub, O'Byrnes!
His roommate Ben, Brendan, and I decide to play some Rock Band, when Ben and I start getting into an altercation.
"Lets go, Ben!"
"Alright fine!"
And I hold up my fists like I'm getting ready to go into a boxing match.
Its at this point Ben punches me in the nose.
(Older posts have provided evidence that when you have a septum ring, this really, really hurts.)
AND I MEAN
He probably didn't mean to punch me in the nose, right?
I got all WHAT THE HELL, BEN but he didn't seem apologetic.
Whatever, Brendan and I go to the basement to play Rock Band without him.
LATER:
We come upstairs when I'm about to go home to find Ben passed out on a couch in the living room.
Naturally I jumped on him and slapped his legs and arms furiously, yelling "YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE."
Not the greatest way to wake up, I'm sure.
I mean, unless you're into that. There's a market for everything.
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I have seen that you mentioned you live in Edmonton. There is a very good Alcoholics Anonymous group for young people that meets on Sunday nights in the south side...
Overcoming your denial is the first step on the road to sobriety and a happy life.
sincerely,
your guardian angel
WAS THE HOT BARTENDER THERE?
I didn't check! I didn't buy any drinks and was on a TABLE HUNT. Now I wish I had thought of that :(
That's probably better... if you looked for him he might get the impression that we're stalking him....
<:)
KENNY >:(
yesssss herkules?
what kind of hat is that? ohhh is that your halloween costume hat man. DISAPPROVING BUNNY
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