Father logic

This blog entry is about as shocking as a roller coaster filled with shocked looking people!

Today I took 2 Advils because I have a headache, and I don't want it to get worse by the time I go out for halloween tonight.

I prepare myself to get razzed by my father, as the Advil is in his bathroom, and I took some 2 days ago because my legs were sore from Kylie and I's dance class on Tuesdays.

I have not taken any pain killer for anything in easily over a month, but because I've done this twice in a week, I have a problem, apparently.

"You're taking a lot of pain killer lately." - Father

I have a headache, I'm taking some Advil.

"You're supposed to take Tylenol for headaches." - Father

We ran out of Tylenol, so I'm taking Advil.

"I buy Tylenol in bulk and its always getting used up!" - Father

That's because I use Tylenol to get high.

"And all the Dristan is missing too!" - Father

That's because Lucas [my brother] has a Dristan problem.

He keeps watching TV.

The great thing about talking to my dad is, we don't really have conversations, I just say completely untrue things in response to his statements, and he doesn't notice, and keeps on talking at me.