I like lists

15 things I think are delightful:

1. Systematically popping bubble wrap one bubble at a time and dragging it out for days.

2. Blasting Queen in the car, putting it in park at a stop light, and dancing crazy for the enjoyment of all the drivers around me.

3. Taking off my shoes in public places and walking on the cold tile floor with my socks on.

4. My disturbingly gorey dreams.

5. Throwing song lyrics, movie quotes, and lines from Maury episodes into everyday conversation when people don't realize it and think I'm just being profound.

6. Yelling. At people I don't know. All the time.

7. Writing limmericks for people when they're feelin' down.

8. Giving everyone nicknames, Waitress Suit, Peanut Head, Gulpy Guy included.

9. Using acronyms. DNW DNW DNW DNW!

10. Meowing in the movie theatre during previews.

11. Photocopying my face when no one is looking.

12. Dancing to the Pussycat Dolls infront of the mirror in the morning.

13. Denny's breakfast, 'nuff said.

14. When my dog doesn't step on my throat in the morning when he jumps on my bed.

15. Whacky inflatable arm flailing tube man dancing in public.