Today, in keeping with my newly-made tradition of writing one-liner jokes on the online courier request forms at work, I consulted with Darin, the paralegal there, which joke to use.
I mean, one of my personal favourites is "What's brown and sticky? A STICK" because everyone thinks poop first, right? AM I RIGHT?
Darin says not to use that one, and suggests "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? DR. DRE!" OHHHH!
I decide poop is just no way to go, and write "What happens when you double park your frog? It gets toad!" instead.
*send*
I wait.
About an hour later the usual bike courier comes in, who's name might be either Thad, Brad, Lad, or DISTURBINGLY, Chad. I have never asked, and everytime he calls to correct or confirm a deliver, I can't hear him.
Anyway
ANYWAY
He comes in, looking a little more chipper than usual, and he points at me and says "WHAT'S BROWN AND STICKY?"
"A STICK!!!!!" - Larissa
"YES!" - Courier
"I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO USE THAT JOKE but decided poop references were unprofessional."
"Really?"
"Yes really."
REALLY?
I didn't know anyone else liked that joke.
It was a moment.
2 comments:
It is totally possible to be professional and laugh at poop jokes, even though it might not be easy.
I hope poop jokes stay funny until the day I die, and long thereafter.
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