If I didn't have higher goals than being a legal secretary, god damn I could perfect my craft. I incessantly schedule, chart, and log everything, including when people say funny things on facebook-chat/on the phone.
Oh faithful friends-of-Larissa, you thought you were safe!
I have nothing too exciting to talk about, aside from going to my 4th Frequency rave last night, and naturally dealing with the regular E-ed out folk, including one man who apparently never moves, and always pet my arm when I walked past him.
Blank stares ensued.
CHILLING.
Anyway:
NUMBER ONE:
Larissa talking to Becky about other conversations on facebook chat:
"I'm going to keep saying "Vagina" to patrick until he says "I don't get it" and I'll say "AND YOU NEVER WILL."
NUMBER TWO:
Talking to Steve about my lack of ever seeing The Godfather, or The Godfather Part II:
Steve - why have you never seen godfather?
Larissa - Because I don't wanna see Tony Montana's nipples
Almost as chilling as blank-stare-arm-pet-man.
NUMBER THREE:
Talking to Paul about how much I wanna go on Mantracker, plus inspirational children's stories:
Paul - the little engine that could would take mantracker
Larissa - Errr, no man, its easy to track a train. You follow the tracks.
Little Engine that Could can do a lot of stuff, but bitch still can't outrun a man in a hat!
NUMBER FOUR:
Talking to Kenny about why he should get Honesty Box/Why I have it:
Larissa: Actually, get honesty box so I can write stupid shit it in.
I like writing "I HAVE A BIG LESBIAN CRUSH ON YOU" on girl's boxes.
All "box" jokes aside, of course.
Oops, secrets out; I just light brightening lives and bringing smiles to faces, its a joke, ladies!
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