creative ingenuity

In highschool I used to write long winded phrases on post it notes and stick them to my friend Denzil's back.

Right between his shoulder blades, so he couldn't reach it no matter what reaching technique he used.
When that happens to me, I rub my back against the corner of my desk at work. SHOULDA THOUGHT OF THAT, DENZIL.
Well, I mean, when my back is itchy, no one stick post-its to my back at work. I ASSUME.


1. "I'm really uncreative so I named my scottish terrier Scott, and my jack russell terrier Jack."

2. "I'm really rich and I'm always tanned but my girlfriend left me so I hate myself."


"Kick me" just lots its charm.

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Anonymous said...

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