SLM Reunion Night!

Tonight everyone's favourite mafia went out for dinner and a movie!

Kylie, HB and I hit up our regular spot, Famoso's, for consuming of the pizza, and harassing of the manager.

We do this every time we go, so now the manager knows us and always comes to our table to joke around.

As per usual, I of course hassled the shit out of him. I don't mean to! Its instinct; its my way of being friendly!

We are talking about how Heather is Italian, and the manager says how his sister is married to an Italian.

"Oh, you're Italian by blood then," says Heather, "OH WAIT, I mean, by association."

"Yeah," says the Manager, "I mean, I haven't had sex with him or anything"

CUE LARISSA: "HEY MAN, don't rule it out!"

Annnnnd the manager goes "OHHHHhhhKayyyy.." and slowly backs away.

Ugh!

Later, at the till, we're paying and talking about how far away our friend Cassie lives.

She lives really far away.

Both Kylie and I agree she lives, approximately, out in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere.

"Yeah," says Larissa, "So you KNOW theres going to be bum fucking going on."

These things seem intelligent to say at the time.

And both the manager at the till, AND the man standing behind us seem to cringe.

I'm a charmer!

Heather also gave a delightful speech during dinner about when its okay to hit a girl, sparked by this amazing animation from Jersey Shore.

She says "Yeah, It wasn't like it was just a shut up punch, he put all of his strength behind it."

"What are you, Rihanna? Its always a real punch." - Larissa

"NOOOO no no, I mean, like a shut up SLAP." - Heather

"No, Heather, I think you're just digging yourself a hole, here." -Kylie and Larissa COMBO

I mean, every once in a while...

Today I also bought a shirt that said "Bitch is the new black" on it, hooray!

I was going to buy one that said "Does it look like I give a fuck?" on it, but I apparently gave too much of a fuck about how unflattering it looked on me.

I guess I love obnoxious t-shirts. Next stop: Ed Hardy!