Crossover plotlines

Zelda has played a large part in my life lately. Free from exams at school for the last 2 weeks I've been getting more and more hours in on my AWFUL emulator, and lemme tell you I am a master at playing games with the arrow keys now. Y'all who actually have the N64 and use the joystick don't know how good you've got it.

But since Skyrim came out this weekend Matt insisted that I'd have fun making a character on it. I generally have more fun watching people play RPGs than actually play them, but I gave 'er a go and created a fantastic warrior nord woman with sweet purple war paint on her face. I KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE 'EM. I don't really get the ins and outs of Skyrim though, and having never played the previous games I'm a little lost. For the most part I'm having fun just taking stuff of desks and shelves, mainly apples and cabbages. I go outside and notice a chicken walking around, and I wanna take the chicken too. I've got my crosshairs on the chicken and I'm pressing A, A, A, AAAAAAA. But its not working.

DA HELL, SKYRIM.

"I WANT TO TAKE THE CHICKEN," I cry out.
"Its not Zelda, Larissa," Matt corrects me. Man after my own heart.

WHATEVER, simple mistake. Perhaps its for the best because those cuckoos throw a hell of a bitch fit anyway. PIC IS RELATED.