Cool story

HELLO WORLD.
I woke up 2 hours before my alarm today LIKE A BOSS.

Yesterday I wore my new toque to school. Its knitted out of rainbow yarn and I think it adds a bit of happiness to this HORRIBLE WINTER WEATHER.

So I'm sittin' in class, right?
Right.
So I'm sitting in my usual spot near the back of the class by the window, because:

1. The radiator is there and its warm, &
2. I'm too lazy to sit up straight so I like to lean on the wall and daydream

Sometime during the lecture my instructor gazes wistfully in my direction, sighs, and says out loud "That's disgusting."

I stare straight back at him, and point to myself and say "Me?"

He doesn't reply. Perhaps he hasn't heard me, so I slowly raise my hand up to my head and pull my toque off my head with a look of disdain.  

Now he's seen me though, and he says "NO, NO, The weather! The weather outside is disgusting."

PHEW.

Pretty sure he mumbled something about rainbow yarn under his breath though. WHY I AUGHTTAAAAAAA

Every time someone tells me "Cool story bro" I get all offended and start launching into another coolstorybro story about how my original story was indeed a cool story and then people say "Cool story bro" again.