Moment of Zen

I think one of the reasons I hate the water park,

aside from the terror that the wave pool horn strikes into my soul,

is that time I went down the Nessie's Revenge water slide

and as I was about to hit the end I reached to plug my nose

but the force of hitting the water caused me to punch myself in the face.

That or the time I sat floatin' around on a tube for an unknown amount of time before someone alerted me that my boob was playing bikini-peek-a-boo with the entire wave pool.

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