Today's tale is one about school because I'm boring and mundane:
Last week I was enjoying a very rousing 2 hours of ventilators lab time. We're doing an activity that involves putting in basic parameters and whatnot, but one of the steps makes no sense to me.
I call over one of the lab instructors, who I'll admit is one of my most favouritest (due to the fact ever since I told him I like Lord of the Rings he manages to make references in class about pneumonia being like a bunch of dead orcs after a battle.)
BUT I DIGRESS
So I call him over, and I says to him I says, "This question doesn't make sense."
(Stunning intellect, I has.)
The instructor then tells me, to my surprise, that it isn't meant to make sense, its supposed to make me learn by realizing the question is impossible.
"Oh I see," I say, "Its a trick question."
"Yes," says my instructor.
"Its a trap," I say.
"Yes."
"ITS A TRAP!" I say again, and write in big letters across my notes the same phrase.
My instructor looks at me. Silence.
"Its a trap?" I say, dejected.
Lord of the Rings fan does not equal Star Wars fan. :(
ADMIRAL, WHATS THAT FROZEN BLENDED BEVERAGE YOU CAN GET FROM STARBUCKS CALLED AGAIN?

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