PONDERIN'S

I SAID WITHIN REASON.

Yesterday at work I decided to show everyone the grape-in-the-microwave trick mentioned in the previous blog entry.

Best secretary ever!

I had to, damnit. While telling the story of punching Kylie in the face, people seemed to think I was just being abusive, so I had to demonstrate the awesomeness ---

Wait, that's a legit word? Spellcheck seems to think so.

OKAY SO ANYWAY,

To redeem myself, yes, I DID have to use the workplace microwave to cause a plasma-party with the grapes that someone conveniently has left in the fridge for weeks.

That said, I forget what I was actually going to write this blog entry about so fuck y'all, here's a facebook chat gold moment:

Ben:

i am dangerous because i seem non-threatening then all of the sudden the girls banging me and she is all like "how did this happen"

Larissa:

God Ben, with talk like that I'm amazed I haven't found myself in the same situation