My birthday!

DEAR DIARY: Yesterday I turned 21!

It was fantastic.

The night involved many memorable moments, including the following:

1. Waiting with Kylie in my house before we head out for dinner, I suddenly remember that youtube video showing how to make a grape explode by putting it in the microwave.
I've been wanting to try it for a while, and decided to MAKE IT HAPPEN in the kitchen.

So: it happened.
I'm so excited that the grape actually went all PLASMA EXPLOSION that I that I thrust both my hands into the air giggling and going "YEAHHHHH!!!" and promptly punched Kylie in the face.

2. While at the bar celebrating my birthday later on, I meet a man who is also celebrating his birthday there.
We exchange happy birthdays, and he asks for a birthday hug.
OKAY, Its the man's birthday, afterall. So I go to give him a hug annnnd he picks me up.
WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO PICK ME UP?
Naturally I'm wearing a moderately short dress and he clearly hasn't watched any instructinal youtube videos about how NOT to pick up a female in a dress, and he shows my underwear to the entire bar.
Happy birthday!

Fortunately I considered the fact that my dress was short and someone might pick me up, since it always happens, so I made sure to wear appropriately covering pantaloons.



PEOPLE THESE DAYS.

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