Must not be a dinosaur in a clever human costume, I caught you last time.

Today was really slow at work so Darin said he was going to find me a man on craigslist.

I know, I know, you'd think this is a really great idea, but I'm not really down with stomping on men with heels, having my feet worshipped, or guys that write ads all about how tired they are of jerking off.

True story.

(Does that work?)

Needless to say, prospects are looking grim.

SPEAKING OF GRIM,

I recounted today to Darin about how when I was young, I would play a football video game on the Super Nintendo with my brother.

And how we got to pick our own team colours and names.

Usually I picked things like "PANDA BEARS!" and "FLUFFY BUNNIES" I guess, because I was only 6 years old, but one day I decided I would really up the ante and pick a name that was hardcore. Something that makes a statement about how fearsome my team is.

Accordingly I made my team colours blue and pink, or something along those lines.

And the name?

I was going for something a little death related, something with a little.. je ne sais quoi...

Something channelling that character with the skull and the black hood..

Ah yes, the Grim Reaper.

Its a shame my spelling skills weren't so grand back then though.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STADIUM, IN THE PINK AND BLUE, THE GRIM RAPERS!!!!!

And I mean, as far as rapists go, they're not well liked, right? But the grim ones are the worst.

Cornering you in an alleyway, and just really bringing you down before they assault you.

Life can get pretty rough sometimes, I cannot forebode it getting any better for you. The rain clouds are really coming down on your parade today...

The worst part is when you're really excited about your team name, and all 6-year-old high-pitched say "MY TEAM IS THE RAPERS!" while waving your pudgy little arms in the air...

And then your mother has to, casually, explain to you that you probably shouldn't exclaim that with a smile.

KIDS SOMETIMES.

I also made a background for my computer at work of Courage Wolf to keep me inspired throughout the day, which I have made available to you just one click away to the full-sized version:

AND THAT was how my Tuesday went.