Lack of continuity; everyone's favourite!
1. Last night I had another disturbing, yet quite standard, dream. I dreamt that Tamara and I were trying to find my car in a parking lot at night, but it was so dark we couldn't see anything. We had to hold hands (AWWW) to not lose each other, but we just couldn't find my car. I decided that we should turn back, and when I turned around I bumped into something.
OMG.
Its a man!
With a mangled face, illuminated by the dim red light of his video camera. (WHY IS HE FILMING US?)
Terrified, I throw my hands out and scream.
Unfortunately, my aim is off, and one of my hands gets stuck in this crazy guy's mouth.
And I mean, where can you really go after you'd got your fingers in someone's mouth, right?
So I just stuff my hand down his throat and choke him to death.
The end!
Seriously?
I tell this dream to a guy at my work, Darin, and he looks at me, paused for thought, and says:
"You're really messed up, hey?"
2. Today at work I was dealing with some pretty irate clients, who came with their kids. They were not friendly with me, and did that whole "talking about Larissa as if she isn't there" thing.
THAT THING. I hate that thing.
Whatever, I can be fake cheerful, I was born for this shit!
The bitching never stops, and finally they decide to leave. I'm glad to see them go, and as the mother leaves after complaining about how I don't know anything, her 8 year old daughter turns around, throws her hand in the air, and goes "BYEEEEEE :D"
HA.
"See you later! :D" I says.
Take THAT, angry lady. Your child tottttally ruined the mood.
3. You know what I do not generally love?
Stepping on pieces of broken glass with bare feet.
I mean, time and place for everything though, right?
I also don't like being played for a fool, but I mean, since when did I write about personal ish on here?
Today's random image is THE ANGRIEST PUPPY IN THE WORLD!
1 comment:
I don't think that puppy is angry. I think he just might be constipated.
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