I am not witty enough to title this today

TODAY'S BLOG IS GON' BE ABOUT POKEMON.

I mean, my bio to the right has clearly stated that I am a pokemon master, and has for many many months, but lets face it: my poke-skills are sub par.

HOWEVER!
HB introduced me to a website where I can play pokemon games on an online emulator, and BY GOLLY, my life has changed.
Mostly due to the fact that playing Zelda games on my n64 emulator is getting significantly difficult when I only have the arrow keys to navigate.
Point being: This blog entry may seem un-funny to those who never played pokemon, but thats your fault, not my lack of humour. Jesus.

INTRODUCTION OVER: NOW TIME FOR MY STORY.

Yesterday I met up with mah crew for lunch and we started discussing halloween costume plans. This is serious business as I plan my halloween costumes a good year in advance. This year I plan on being a NOT-SLUTTY, OKAY, interpretation of a storm trooper. Though I have toyed with the idea of dressing up as Ash Ketchum for a while now.. I also thought of being the infamous MISSINGNO.

"I just wanna print out a huge pixelated grey image and glue it to cardboard and wear it," I say,
"And people will come up to me going 'YO WHAT ARE YOU?' and I'll say 'I'm missingno., silly.' Then later they'll go talk to a guy dressed as an old man for halloween and reach into their pocket and go 'WHAAAAT? UNLIMITED MASTER BALLS? HOW CAN THIS BE?"


Yes. How can this be indeed. Just a little bit of pokemon magic.

More unbelievably: THIS PIC IS RELATED.


and master balls.

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