Larissa: This is like how last week I realized the "I saw mommy kissing santa claus" song isn't about the mom totally cheating on the dad with santa
Heather: IT ISN'T?!
Larissa: Because the dad is DRESSED as santa!
Larissa: I was assuming the kid thinks SHIT MAN how am I gonna hide this from daddy!
Heather: Oh...well I knew that
And here I was thinking the mom was just a bit of a fame ho' for Christmas cheer.
And for all you crazy cats out there looking for some bangin' slow jams to make out with your special someone on a bearskin run in front of a fire to, I suggest: THIS
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