FAIL.
This weekend's issues involved mostly sleep deprivation, but also a bit of HUGE bruises on my knees from falling onto a hardwood floor during a limbo contest, a touch of locking TWO sets of keys in my car at a hall party, thus locking mine and HB's jackets in the car as well, waiting freezing in the cold for half an hour for a cab, locking HB and I myself out of my house, and having my phone die all in one night.
BUT I DO FINE, I DO FINE.
In reality Matt picked up both our asses up, provided us with clothes and housing and used his AMA membership to get my keys and ship our asses back to my car in the morning...
BUT I DO FINE, OKAY.
This year I decided to dress as Super Mario for school, a Bull/Big Horn Sheep for Friday, and the regular nurse costume on Saturday.
I realize the nurse costume is a little uncreative, but sometimes the pickup-line-put-down opportunities are too great to put this one away yet.
Naturally I was pretty upset at the hall party due to the aforementioned incident of no sleep and no keys, so perhaps I was a little more sassy than necessary:
"Nurse, I feel sick."
"Go puke then."
"Wow, you're a bitch."
"/shrug"
"Nurse, I think I'm having a heart attack!"
"Sorry, I'm off duty tonight."
"Nurse, I think I hurt my arm!"
"Honestly man, I don't know shit, this is just a costume."
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